uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

Rejoice Chuol at Valentino Couture FW 23

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

thickpita

Your soul is rotten to the core and therefor I shal not be showing you my penis good night to you

my giurlfriend grabs my Thang with one of those dinosaur grabbers so hard it draws blood and i let out a single, violent, angelic note that summons a flock of doves to our windowsill

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat